We were at the Australian Consulate yesterday casting our vote in the election when a fellow Aussie came in and the following exchange took place:
Consulate guy: G’day mate. You here to vote?
Other guy: Yeah mate.
Ahhh…Australia…see you in a month mates!
"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact
that we had to sacrifice a whole
Saturday in detention for whatever
it was we did wrong. But we think
you're crazy to make an essay
telling you who we think we are.
You see us as you want to see us...
In the simplest terms, in the most
convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each
one of us is a brain....and an athlete...and a basket case...
...a princess...and a criminal...
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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